Q. How can you keep Titivillus within bounds?

A. "Exorcise" your letterform skills.


Yours for better letters,

Kate Gladstone
Handwriting Repair
325 South Manning Boulevard
Albany, NY 12208-1731

518-482-6763

kate@global2000.net

Q. How many Letter Arts Review cover-story calligraphers does it take to
change a light bulb?

A. None; leave it in place, as found letter-art expressing the individual
calligraphic-rhythm shape-structure underlying the products of electronic
cybersociety. (*What?* YOU don't think a lightbulb is letter-art? Well,
look at the trademark on the bulb: it's a word, and words are made up of
letters. So There!)


Q. How many handwriting hot-heads does it take to change a light bulb?

A. (2 answers:)

(1) If italic-cursive handwriting hot-heads: What makes you think they
care about a post-italic invention like the light bulb? For one thing, the
average light bulb is the wrong shape (too rounded), and -- since light
bulbs can be connected to each other in infinitely long strings -- if it
happens to be on a Christmas tree, you're out of luck entirely. Get a
totally-connected-cursive hot-head to repair your light bulb (see answer
(2) )

(2) If totally-connected-cursive handwriting hot-heads: The reason that
your light bulb ever broke was that you were not practicing proper
arm-motion when you screwed it in to begin with. Get that arm-motion right
before you start pestering us with your silly light bulbs.


Yours for better letters,

Kate Gladstone
Handwriting Repair
325 South Manning Boulevard
Albany, NY 12208-1731

518-482-6763

kate@global2000.net